Delia cutting Max's toenails.
We interrupt this blog to discuss the iPhone 3G, offered on AT&T. After hearing many people atwitter about this device (now $99), and, quite frankly, being called a loser at work for not having one despite having AT&T as my cell phone carrier (at least, I presume that's why I'm being called a loser) I decided to buy one this morning. After a quick Google search, I am redirected to the Apple online store.
Wait, that last sentence was really boring, but hang on! After getting highly personal data about me and my cell-phone plan, I was offered the iPhone 3G for $299.
"Huh..." I thought, "$299 is a lot more than $99, even for relatively low values of $299." I looked around the Internet and kept getting redirected to Apple's store. But on the same page as my quote, Apple had a description of the phone which says:
"The 8GB iPhone 3G has some great new features. It even has a new price — Just $99.2"
$99 is better. "Hmmm...I want that phone instead." I thought.
I can feel those relatives currently working in telecom, shaking their head at my naivete. The only important number in their sentence was the "2" footnote. You see, I'm in the middle of a 2-year contract with AT&T, and because I'm already a loyal AT&T customer, they don't want to give me the phone at the same price they offer non-customers. I have to sign on to a new 2-year contract, and pay an additional $18, to be able to spend $299 on the iPhone 3G. The $99 price repeatedly puked out all over THE SAME PAGE AS MY QUOTE was apparently there to mock me.
OK, where was I...yes, I'm sure this related to Max somehow. So the last few weeks, Max became more proficient at crawling and standing, and especially, staying awake.
Max at his bedtime.
In fact, there is an ancient Eastern saying, which says "And when your baby yawns, and he rubs his eyes, and you wish to put him to sleep, you must realize that instead it is you who are tired." Of course, I wrote this, but I feel ancient and am east of, for example, Vacaville.
Because if he yawns and we try to put him to sleep, he works himself into such a rage that he's wide awake again.
And don't tell me we need to calm him down with a book. He just uses that time to regroup. Massages irritate him. When we carry him, he tries to flip over and crawl out of our arms (or just cry). Far better to let him pass out on his own, illustrated by the following photos:
He might have also hit some milestones, which I would learn if I cared enough to find the baby book. Actually, he did hit a major milestone, one that requires some background. When Max was younger, he was a great hiking baby. We put him in a baby carrier, he fell asleep, we hiked, and life was good. But as he stayed awake longer, the complaints started. We suspected our Baby Bjorn carrier was the problem. Now we find it's outdated. The ErgoBaby is the newest addition (even based in my college town of Boulder!). I was attracted the carrier after seeing a mom with a very happy baby strapped on her back. On ERGObaby's website, it says:
"There is no better feeling than holding your baby close! Using the ERGObaby carrier gives you continuous connection, fabulous feeling of freedom, and security knowing your baby is safe."
We bought one, and after several attempts, returned it about 2 weeks later. If you wish, go to their website to see lots of photos of babies in the carrier acting exactly the opposite of Max. Max feels the continuous connection as well, which is why he immediately tries to push away when we put him in one, and follows this by screaming. The only good thing to take from this is, we can at least embarrass the sales staff by putting Max in the ERGObaby in front of customers.
This could be a game changer. (Thanks, Allison&Peter!) I must say, he's very entertaining to carry. I can't see him, but I can tell what he's doing by how my backpack is lurching. Then I can feel the feet in my arm, and the occasional tickle on the back of my hair. I heard from a coworker there will also be the spitup, but it's a small price to pay for a happy kid.
OK, first, did you get the iPhone or what? I'm guessing not. AT&T sucks.
ReplyDeleteSecond, the Ergo is awesome! You have to keep it for when he's older and way too heavy to carry in any other carrier. It puts the weight of the baby on your hips, not your shoulders or back. And, you can use it in front or on the side. I love mine! (And, no, I don't hold stock in Ergo.)